RichGrunkleDuck's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[You Are Disabled]

The game loaded up with no disabilities to speak of, which I assume was a glitch. It was STILL too tedious to finish. The collision detection is too touchy and most levels expect you to hop between platforms for too long to finish a level. I don't even want to imagine what it would have been like with purposely bad viability or controls.

You really could have called this "fake difficulty: the game" and lost nothing.

Kcori responds:

Can you elaborate on the collision detection being touchy?

[Galactic Dodger]

Terrible. The stages are too easy (just fly all the way to the right and stay there) and the bosses are just cheap. For the record, its not a mark of pride if your game is unbeatable, it just means you did a bad job designing it.

thndrking4 responds:

So was I wanna be the guy but people don't bitch about that. Sun fish. And you obviously didn't make it very far if you can survive by being on the right edge.

[Bowser's Revenge]

If you have to reload the page or hit the collapse button to reset a game then maybe you should rethink whether its ready to be released or not. Acting condescending about it doesn't help either.

CoconutBryer responds:

It's finished, you need to press the collapse button. It's ready.

[Call of 'Doody']

Cute idea. Some kind of indication of when a car was coming would be nice.

Sabtastic responds:

Yeah, I agree. Right now the only indication is the sound, and even that's tough to time.

[FrankenSplit]

A very fun, short game. I wouldn't mind a sequel centered around a different monster.

whileworking responds:

Thanks. I'll see if I could make a cool sequel to this one!

[Desutori]

Has the same problem too many "hardcore" games have: mistakes the need for pixel perfect movement and brutal memorization for skilled play. I gave up after the third level because I just could not puzzle out the proper timing to proceed.

Kooh responds:

But I did focus on Pixel Perfect Movement and Brutal Memorization. It's all patterns.

[YKWTSII: Weegee's Revenge]

What is a man but a miserable pile of tired memes?

I had way too many rounds of play start at half health due to a toaster spawning on top of me with no time to dodge. Not very well tested at all and the mash up of over used memes does nothing to make up for this. I'd beat it, but I half expect the ending would just be a link to a rick roll video.

0ld5K00l responds:

Okay, this is simple, when you see a toaster, RUN. This will ALWAYS work, even on the first one.