Total Medals Earned: 1,637 (From 325 different games.) Total Medal Score: 26,475 Points
Medals Earned: 1/1 (100/100 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/5 (40/190 points)
Fall into a bottomless pit
Unlock a door
Discover your origins
Get to know yourself better
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 8/9 (355/405 points)
Why? Why?
Catch a wild UBERKID.
Some Unicorns just lost their dignity you know.
You're the inspiration.
Those old folks deserve some love and affection.
Win the game!
Medals Earned: 5/7 (225/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/150 points)
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Medals Earned: 2/6 (30/305 points)
Play Pitluff Driver for the first time.
Unlock Skin #1
Unlock Skin #2
Unlock Skin #3
Spend 1,000,000 points
Unlock Skin 4
Medals Earned: 3/7 (25/300 points)
Recover some strength
Become a full human
Get your legs back
Grow small wings
Become the beast
Complete the game in 15 minutes or less
Restore the fountain's flow
Medals Earned: 4/4 (200/200 points)
Check Out The Credits!
Get A Job At Pizzio's Pizza!
Deliver Your First Pizza!
Complete The Game!
Medals Earned: 12/24 (120/180 points)
Unlocked the Fancyman character
Unlocked the Ninja character
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Unlocked the Purple fancyman character
Unlocked the Santa character
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Fall 100 Metres
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Fall 800 metres
Fall 1000 metres
Fall 1200 metres
Unlocked the Bear character
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