Total Medals Earned: 1,651 (From 327 different games.) Total Medal Score: 26,595 Points
Medals Earned: 4/10 (25/130 points)
Go full speed
Kill five bees
Go the minimum speed
Kill two enemies without touching the ground
Get negative 20 rings
Get a negative number of rings
Get 100 rings in a row without missing any
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/175 points)
Collect 20 stars
Collect 40 stars
Collect 60 stars
Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/185 points)
Complete levels 1-5.
Complete levels 6-10
Complete levels 11-15
Beat the game!
Medals Earned: 5/14 (25/290 points)
Cut Off a Conversation
A Nice Center Smash
Ten Crush-Hugs
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Far Left Hit
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/250 points)
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
You made it through the morning shift!
You're over the hump!
You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
You're getting up there!
You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.
You got mad points with little to work with!
You completed employment mode with 100% security!
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
Perfect in the monster challenge
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
View first ending
Get all keycards
View second ending
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/180 points)
Kill your enemy
3 star a level
Die 100 times or more
play 16/32 levels
complete all 32 main levels
3 star all levels
Medals Earned: 6/13 (40/235 points)
Find the 1st flower
Find the 2nd flower
Find the 3rd flower
Find the 4th flower
Find the 5th flower
Find the 6th flower
Find the 7th flower
Find the last flower
Escape the lab
Find a way off the island
Medals Earned: 3/12 (60/390 points)
Beat the game with Wade
Beat the game with Tom
Win a round without taking damage
Beat the game with EVERYBODY
Medals Earned: 3/12 (30/305 points)
You have found the first star!
This one was a bit sneaky
Up the spire you go!
Hay there!
The parrot loves you. Pieces of 8!
Aren't you glad you saw-us!
Bet this was a pain!
How do those platforms move?
Learn to wall jump damnit!
You did it all? even the seven runes?
Congrats! The last star!